Memoirs of a Masseur – May/June 2023
Memoirs of a Masseur May/June 2023 – Todd Pequeen
Washing sheets is one of my favorite daily activities. Washing machine, dryer (21 years after moving here I finally purchased a dryer as I previously hung my laundry), folding and putting away. Why? You ask. Washing sheets directly correlates to the number of massages (work) I had on that day, or on days previously. Yes—massage therapists are professionals at laundering their linens and removing stains—mainly blood, dirt (from feet), and occasional excrement or red wine. I’m not kidding nor am I rattled by anything left on my sheets, it is simply part of the job. Sometimes it is emotional baggage that is left behind. I have 20 sets of sheets in total, mostly white, however some are a powder blue, I even have a grey set. I like to keep them white but experiment with deals on Amazon or the newest of “bamboo” or “thread count” magic. White represents many amazing concepts to humans. Sometimes my wife takes charge, she is an expert at folding. I’ll admit I lack the discipline of a fine crease and a square or rectangular result. I am not militant in any way shape or form other than accepting massages and giving results, other than that I have quite the free spirit surfer attitude that I moved here with 23 years ago. I enjoy washing my regular clothes as well, just not as much as sheets and face cradle coverings, and the hand towels I wear on my shoulder to wipe sweat as a professional does not drip on their clients. Washing sheets also give me time to think about my clients and about the session, what could have gone better, both in my day and with my clients.
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